Mollie and Tobie doing Diddly Squat : The Cotswolds Tails

What happens when two fluffy Newfipoos, an off-grid barn, and the Cotswolds collide?

Chaos. Glorious, muddy, sausage-filled chaos.

In Mollie and Tobie: Diddly Squat, Mollie and Tobie head off on a countryside holiday with Karl, Lady H, and the ever-opinionated AutoDog. The plan is simple: relax, explore, and enjoy a peaceful week away.

The reality?

A stormy off-grid barn.

Mud that refuses to let go.

Sheep with strong opinions.

And a pilgrimage to Jeremy Clarkson’s Diddly Squat Farm Shop in search of the perfect sausage.

Tobie quickly appoints himself Chief Sausage Inspector, judging snap, juiciness, and “emotional impact” with terrifying seriousness. Mollie calmly keeps everyone grounded while Tobie tests the limits of countryside patience — including a wheelbarrow that never asked to be involved.

From long muddy walks and tractor encounters to a legendary tomahawk steak at Clarkson’s pub, this heart-warming and hilarious story celebrates curiosity, leadership, laughter, and family time.

Perfect for readers aged 6–12, this book blends humour, adventure, and gentle life lessons — showing that the best memories are made when things don’t go exactly to plan.

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I am pleased to tell you that La Strega is now part of a beautiful children’s book written by my friend

Karl Hartey, to whom I am particularly grateful, and is about the adventures of two beautiful dogs in Kos, where indeed the 90 cm Callzone of La Strega with the sausages it is the star!! The book is already in circulation and if you want you can buy it from Amazon.

Anna Pecherska , La Strega Restaurant Pizzeria

These books not only entertain but also teach kids valuable life lessons. From learning to share to appreciating nature, Mollie & Tobie stories are educational in a way that feels natural and enjoyable. Plus, the interactive elements are a hit!

David Holmes

The illustrations in Mollie & Tobie books are simply stunning! Each page is filled with vibrant colors and details that bring Mollie and Tobie’s world to life. My son loves pointing out all the little details, and the artwork keeps him engaged from start to finish.

Peter Stevens

Mollie & Tobie books are fun, heartwarming tale of two curious pups exploring the world together. The story is filled with colorful illustrations that capture their playful spirits perfectly. Kids will love following Mollie and Tobie’s adventures, and parents will enjoy the positive messages about friendship and teamwork.

Richard Knowles

We love how Mollie & Tobie books encourage kindness, curiosity, and exploration. The stories spark conversations about helping others and appreciating differences, which I find so valuable for young kids. These books have become a staple in our household!

Alan Swift

Each Mollie & Tobie book is short and sweet, making it ideal for bedtime reading. The stories are engaging but not too long, so young readers can enjoy them without losing focus. My child asks for these stories every night—she loves imagining herself as part of Mollie and Tobie’s exciting world!

Simon Hughes