Mollie and Tobie doing Diddly Squat : The Cotswolds Tails
What happens when two fluffy Newfipoos, an off-grid barn, and the Cotswolds collide?
Chaos. Glorious, muddy, sausage-filled chaos.
In Mollie and Tobie: Diddly Squat, Mollie and Tobie head off on a countryside holiday with Karl, Lady H, and the ever-opinionated AutoDog. The plan is simple: relax, explore, and enjoy a peaceful week away.
The reality?
A stormy off-grid barn.
Mud that refuses to let go.
Sheep with strong opinions.
And a pilgrimage to Jeremy Clarkson’s Diddly Squat Farm Shop in search of the perfect sausage.
Tobie quickly appoints himself Chief Sausage Inspector, judging snap, juiciness, and “emotional impact” with terrifying seriousness. Mollie calmly keeps everyone grounded while Tobie tests the limits of countryside patience — including a wheelbarrow that never asked to be involved.
From long muddy walks and tractor encounters to a legendary tomahawk steak at Clarkson’s pub, this heart-warming and hilarious story celebrates curiosity, leadership, laughter, and family time.
Perfect for readers aged 6–12, this book blends humour, adventure, and gentle life lessons — showing that the best memories are made when things don’t go exactly to plan.
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We love how Mollie & Tobie books encourage kindness, curiosity, and exploration. The stories spark conversations about helping others and appreciating differences, which I find so valuable for young kids. These books have become a staple in our household!
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